Birds and Stones

There was once a man who killed two birds with one stone, and he thought, "Have I just increased the weapon value of a stone, or have I reduced a bird's life to something to be killed economically?"

There was once a man who killed a million birds with one plutonium stone, and he thought, "Now, I am my brother's keeper."

Said the second man to the first, "Neither, my brother. You have taught them fear."

Pickles Harms Families!

November 5th

remember remember the 5th of november
the gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason
why this gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot

Today is the day to remember that; if you choose one way, and that way is the right way according to your convictions of the right-- than it doesn't matter if the whole world thinks the opposite way-- hold your head up high, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Marijuana: GATEWAY DRUG?... sure whatever

I have a morbidly obese friend. When he was young, his mother made him sandwiches or sometimes buttered bread.

Which leads me to believe that either BREAD is a gateway food, or there is a little thing most human beings have called SELF RESTRAINT and they can choose what drugs they want to do and which ones they don't.

I quit smoking marijuana. Why? I don't know, I didn't want to smoke anymore. I was a pot head for a while but I stopped.

If one of the reasons people voted against prop 19 is because they think marijuana is a gateway drug... well, then I guess bread needs to be illegal too because it's a gateway food.

This site is unbelievably correct. And every single point they argue I can argue the same point for a food item:

http://www.marijuanaharmsfamilies.com/

I chose pickles.

This blog is now a Pickles Harm Families support blog.

In the upcoming few days I am going to do posts paralleling this site's evidence against marijuana with evidence against pickles instead.

Hopefully that parallel makes both pickles and marijuana illegal, or both pickles and marijuana free to be used freely and responsibly.

By the way, that site's contact number is: 916-265-5650 And their email is: office@savecalifornia.com

Tell them how smart they are.

Also, their address is:
P.O. Box 511
Sacramento, CA 95812
I've heard they've been craving some pizza...

Let the insanity commence.

Political Parties are the Exact Opposite of what Defines America

So reader, what would you like for dinner?

Dog food or Raw liver?

Don't forget that you're free to choose whichever you want.

You can say steak if you want to, but we can only serve one item for dinner, and unfortunately, most patrons have never heard of steak because it was not nearly as advertised as Dog food or Raw liver was, so choosing steak is just wasting your vote.

Now exercise your right as a free American!

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The problem is, America is dumbing down for dumb Americans. Less choices is simpler. But America needs to realize that-- yes, all man is "created" equal. But their choices in life define who they are. And the highschool drop out is not equal to the successful family man. They made their choices in life, and America gives opportunity to those who seek it.

I understand that some people do have tougher lives than others, but sucks for them-- those few got dealt a bad hand, but I guarantee that someone from a worse situation has come back to be more than successful. America doesn't need to cater to these few with a plan that involves them and 99% pieces of shit.

Then there's the psychotic men and women who are easily swayed by shouted words and have no ability to listen to both sides of an argument and make a rational decision. They get an equal say as well? I wouldn't let these people babysit my dog, much less choose who runs my country.

The word "We" restricts freedom. Especially when you have no say whatsoever in this "We". Especially when the word "We" groups you with thousands of people you have nothing in common with.

I propose a solution. A test you must take to register to vote. You can retake it every 3 months as many times as you'd like, and your top 5 scores are averaged. The score you get on this test determines how much pull your vote has.

Also, abolish political parties. To run for president you must be able to at least give up 30 million dollars to the U.S. government and then you can only promote yourself with a maximum of 30 million more. You can get supporters using means you decide, and you can gather aids from people you know and trust.

America is not truly free. America is free as a baby is free inside a playpen.

Open the doors, America! Stop dumbing down the hardworking few for the idiotic many. Stop giving so many opportunities to people who don't even try or care. Stop restricting our choices! Let us be free! Only make illegal that which infringes on the rights of other Americans! You don't need to make laws to protect us from ourselves. Let the idiots kill themselves. Who cares? If they don't care about their life, then why do you?

The government should be opening doors, not carrying people from door to locked door.

The Solution to the Israel-Palestinian Conflict

...Is obvious. But I nor anyone else is allowed to say it.

Why?

It can be misconstrued as a violent act if done improperly, and if someone does this act, it will be lead back to the one person who may or may not have said this solution online and said person would get in a heap of trouble.

But on a completely unrelated, hypothetical note-- if I was a camp counselor, and two kids were fighting over the red firetruck, I wouldn't have them share it... That's an absurd solution because I know from their current behavior that they can't get along. Instead, I would just take it away.

But back to the subject at hand-- unfortunately I can't say what the obvious, albeit extreme solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict would be.

Actually I'm lying. I have no idea what the solution is, so I'm not implying anything from this arbitrary blog post. So if you read this, psychotic person, and come up with a solution that can be defined by "the end justifies the means," you came up with it on your own. Being inspired by this thoughtless, meaningless post is impossible.

Sometimes, people just need to let go of the past and move on, especially when the past is the direct cause for hundreds of needless deaths.

Life is the most sacred of all sacred, retards.

HALLOWEEN: A chapter 7 bankruptcy nightmare!

I live in a neighborhood with 20,000 kids.

Which means I obviously had to liquidate all my assets and file a chapter 7 bankruptcy (considered a chapter 11 but decided against it) to afford all that candy.

They kicked me out of my house, and out of the neighborhood, so now I'm stuck with nothing but 400 bags of candy to my name. (And my computer and anything else I would need to make this logically possible.)

I built a shelter, using the hard chewy candy like Sugar Daddys and Snickers as the roof, and built my bed out of 3 Musketeers, and built the walls with Twix. (To reader who just asked himself, "but how is he on the internet right now???" My ethernet is Twizzlers, you bastard.)

Which just goes to show that in life, you may encounter many scenarios that ask of you to become a martyr, and you are allowed to choose which one to accept.

I chose a horrible situation to prove myself a selfless person.

Some situations can be ignored for the greater good.

There is only gray area in life, because every good decision will affect someone negatively and every bad decision will affect someone positively.

When in doubt, remember to question yourself- like, "If I buy enough candy for just half the kids, obviously the skinny kids will get it all, while the fat kids lumber behind slowly, and those fatties really dont even need the candy, so everyone wins- except the fatties."

Wish I had done that. Because my roof is melting.