How to redistribute the money back across America

WHENEVER YOU SEE AN AD--- CLICK IT [NOT RIGHT NOW ON MY PAGE. JUST GENERALLY IN LIFE]

whenever you see an ad-- CLICK IT: ---here's why----- [NOT RIGHT NOW! (UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO)]
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When you don't click an ad that you see, your subconscious still most likely remembers you saw it.

For example, you saw an ad for Febreze. You didn't click it because who cares...

Three weeks later you go to Walmart for groceries. Your room smells like shit so you want to buy some air freshener. You look at all the products.

80% OF THE TIME YOU WILL CHOOSE FEBREZE!! [Obvious made up statistic]

Why? Because it sounds familiar... and because of that you can trust it.

So the ad already did its job on you, and guess what- you never clicked the ad, so Febreze didn't pay jack shit.

So make them pay every time you see an ad. How? By clicking it. It probably won't influence you more than it already has, and they have to pay if you click, and so hopefully they have to pay some poor ass mofo like myself. [HILARIOUS JOKE, NOT A PLEA FOR AD CLICKS. CLICK ON MORE ADS IN LIFE, NOT JUST ON MY PAGE!]

HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD: 1-- Destroy the Internet

The internet needs to be abolished.

1. People are downloading music and watching movies for free instead of going out to stores.

  a. No point in opening a music or movie store which will inevitably fail.

2. The internet is endlessly fascinating, people are less inclined to leave their homes.

3. If people aren't leaving their homes, they aren't working or being productive.

etc...

I could keep the list going but that would take forever.

Meaning I'll be sitting in front of my world-weary computer instead of exploring the world and meeting real people. Learning. Experiencing life.

Life and the internet are like oil and water- they don't mix. 

Money is being lost to people being able to get things for free that they would normally have to pay for- and the kicker:

DOWNLOAD MUSIC ILLEGALLY AND WATCHING BOOTLEGGED MOVIES SENDS AMERICAN MONEY OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY.

We have, in the vaults of America, 10 pounds of gold. And to this gold we have 500 dollars printed. But America keeps printing more money. So now that 10 pounds of gold is the same as 1000 dollars. And most of that money is being sent outside of America, so 3-4 pounds of that gold isn't even ours.

The American dollar- and directly related- America, grows weak because of the Internet.

And it grows weaker by the minute.

[obviously hypocritical. obvious rabbling. this post holds no water whatsoever and if you consider otherwise and take any action that might harm the internet, I will not have your back. I will actually be pretty angry. I'm still catching up on Community]