How to redistribute the money back across America

WHENEVER YOU SEE AN AD--- CLICK IT [NOT RIGHT NOW ON MY PAGE. JUST GENERALLY IN LIFE]

whenever you see an ad-- CLICK IT: ---here's why----- [NOT RIGHT NOW! (UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO)]
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When you don't click an ad that you see, your subconscious still most likely remembers you saw it.

For example, you saw an ad for Febreze. You didn't click it because who cares...

Three weeks later you go to Walmart for groceries. Your room smells like shit so you want to buy some air freshener. You look at all the products.

80% OF THE TIME YOU WILL CHOOSE FEBREZE!! [Obvious made up statistic]

Why? Because it sounds familiar... and because of that you can trust it.

So the ad already did its job on you, and guess what- you never clicked the ad, so Febreze didn't pay jack shit.

So make them pay every time you see an ad. How? By clicking it. It probably won't influence you more than it already has, and they have to pay if you click, and so hopefully they have to pay some poor ass mofo like myself. [HILARIOUS JOKE, NOT A PLEA FOR AD CLICKS. CLICK ON MORE ADS IN LIFE, NOT JUST ON MY PAGE!]