If the pen and the sword are interchangeable in terms of resistance, than I am a knight and the people are my kingdom.

Monday, November 1, 2010

The Solution to the Israel-Palestinian Conflict

...Is obvious. But I nor anyone else is allowed to say it.

Why?

It can be misconstrued as a violent act if done improperly, and if someone does this act, it will be lead back to the one person who may or may not have said this solution online and said person would get in a heap of trouble.

But on a completely unrelated, hypothetical note-- if I was a camp counselor, and two kids were fighting over the red firetruck, I wouldn't have them share it... That's an absurd solution because I know from their current behavior that they can't get along. Instead, I would just take it away.

But back to the subject at hand-- unfortunately I can't say what the obvious, albeit extreme solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict would be.

Actually I'm lying. I have no idea what the solution is, so I'm not implying anything from this arbitrary blog post. So if you read this, psychotic person, and come up with a solution that can be defined by "the end justifies the means," you came up with it on your own. Being inspired by this thoughtless, meaningless post is impossible.

Sometimes, people just need to let go of the past and move on, especially when the past is the direct cause for hundreds of needless deaths.

Life is the most sacred of all sacred, retards.

40 comments:

  1. Brilliant! Er, that is, I'm sure if you had mentioned a hypothetical solution, it would have been brilliant.

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  2. lol, kinda thought for a second you have the solution

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  3. The most obvious solution would be for Great Britain to tell Israel that it has proved incapable of being responsible enough to have its own country, and to give it all back.

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  4. I wonder if theyll ever figure out a solution.

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  5. They should just learn to get a long

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  6. True. Life is important. Let's call it square and move on.

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  7. I highly doubt there ever will be a workable solution that will cease the bloodshed.

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  8. The thing is, I can't foresee this ever coming to an end

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  9. I don't really know anything about that conflict, but I agree on that last line.

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  10. I don't think that this will ever be resolved

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  11. this conflict has been going on forever

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  12. religious differences are impossible to heal

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  13. I don't care about this anymore. Time to worry about my own. If this is your own, sorry and MOVE.

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  14. When two drunk abusive parents are fighting over custody in a divorce, you give the kid to foster parents.

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  15. yep, people should just grow up. or we could kill em all and then not have to wait.

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  16. youve got a good point in your last sentence

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  17. Power, or the appearance of it, is all that matters in this world. So many perceptions have been twisted to this end that it is virtually the truth.

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  18. Very nice post.
    Good point

    Nice blog my friend ;)

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  19. I like your "hint hint nudge nudge just kidding" attitude.

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  20. Sadly, this is a conflict that's been going on in some form or another for so long that I just don't see an end anytime soon.

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  21. reading through the comments, there are no solutions that haven't already been postulated

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  22. this conflict has affected my girlfriend's family

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  23. Should give em an ultimatum. Be nice or die :D

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  24. I like what you did with your blog.
    Followin !

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